A man approaches a pastor and says,”Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?”

Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe…they will do something for the animal”.

The man answered “Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of a million shillings in return for the burial service?

Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian?”